While you’re reading this, it’s best if you listen to this at the same time, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCxipLU79o …and YOU are on myLONELY miiind….Just like any normal drunken night there were plenty of fired up bastards ready to flaunt their knowledge on matters concerning alcoholic beverages. Luckily enough, we had more than enough worthy contenders ready to compete in [...]

Whenever I watch Cocktail, I wonder to myself, “What if Brian Flannigan never dropped out of Junior College?” What if he became a successful businessman and was able to create a successful market where malls had bars. Well, for one, that would be awesome, but more importantly it would just prove the power of the American [...]

When faced with these tough questions, it’s best to say, “Yes please.” It was a night full of kegstands and slapping the bag at Shanahan’s, as 10 teams imbibed their way through four rounds of fun. Thankfully no one over indulged, it was the perfect level of buzzed all night. Fittingly, the Stumbling Drunks led [...]

Someone brought this in this week for Dirty Mind bonus points: Yep, that’s a real blow up toy for kids.  That’s baaaaad, Marvel toys division… Bad! Congratulations to the Belmont Inn winner last night – ME!  That’s right, I got three amazing drinks from Liz in one night, and felt like a winner all evening. [...]

But what’s wrong with that? Yeah, that’s totally what I was thinking. Congratulations to team Not Real Doctors?? for their first place finish last night! Nice!  In second place, team Mustache Flavored Kisses!  Which put team You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat in third with no cash – despite the fact they were dominant all [...]

Here’s a fun ‘that sounds dirty’ game, try to describe sexual encounters with movie titles! I’ll get you started: From Dusk Til Dawn Shaft Free Willy The Fast and the Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious Me, Myself, and Irene South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Gone in 60 seconds Alone in the Dark 40 year [...]

I’m pretty sure I didn’t stop giggling the whole night, guys. It simply reminded me of how and why the word titmouse needs to be used more frequently in polite conversation. Round one was awesome! Yet, that sweet sweet BINGO seems to be eluding y’all….who will break the no bingo streak?! WHO?! Round Two, by [...]

One of my quizzer’s brought that in to the quiz last night.  I laughed It was another warm night, cooling off into a gorgeous Summer evening.  Quizzers from all walks of life came over to Schmizza in the Pearl for trivia and drink specials.  One team even got a round of Fireball on the house [...]

Would you hold it against me? Oh, double entendre! You get me every time. Dirty minds ran wild at Shanahan’s last night, as seemingly filthy words were commonplace in the right context. We were also reminded of Jamal Anderson, the former running back who led the Falcons to Super Bowl XXXIII and then was arrested [...]

It was a filthy dirty night tonight at Billy’s Bar in Beaverton. With tonight’s theme being “it sounds dirty” we had plenty sexy double entendre’s. I was happy to see some old teams return back their hiatus from pub quiz. The first round a bingo went well and after asking my very last question, three [...]