“Hello Miss, could I trouble you for a spot of Fellatio?” said Hugh Grant. “SURE HON, THAT’LL BE FORTY FIVE… Wait aren’t you Hugh Grant?” said the transvestite prostitute. “Um, no.  I’m uh… Herman… Carmirror…” said Herman Carmirror. “Did you just pick a random item within eyesight and say that’s your last name?” said the [...]

What a lively night at the Belmont’s weekly Thursday Throwdown last night. A packed pub, a challenging quiz, a Blazers game (alas, not a victory) and the definitive declaration that Field of Dreams is the WORST baseball movie of all time. I can’t remember how that topic came up, exactly, but I’m glad it’s out [...]

How ya doing trivia enthusiasts, Good night last night at Bogey’s.  As the weather improves more people are coming out, which is what I like seeing.  Last night’s quiz was particularly raunchy, and the fine people at Bogey’s could barely control themselves.  I mean… it was off the hook! Rehab Rogues walked home with 44 [...]

My my what a night we had at the Big Time Brewing Company.  Laughs were shared by all, there was hugging, dancing, singing, lips touching lips   Ok, there wasn’t too much of that going on, but we did have an epic pub quiz evening! The quiz started off with a bang, Hulk Hogan made [...]

Wednesday night Pub Quiz at Sonny’s has been growing and we had 5 teams last night and a new winning team: Lifetime!  We had a new team, Almost Out of Bubble Gum, who first Pub Quizzed in Portland.  Chuck’s Team didn’t win, but they did point out that the last Bingo question had the wrong [...]

If there’s one thing that you take away from last night’s quiz, people, it’s that Rocky III is the greatest of all Rocky movies. Exhibit A: Mr. T as Clubber Lang. Exhibit B: Hulk Hogan as Thunderlips. In summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Rocky III is the greatest of all the Rocky movies. [...]

Good night at the Thirsty Lion – despite a couple late people from the ridiculous traffic due to stormy weather.  We started only 5 minutes late though, and were done by 9 somehow.  Welcome to another Oregon Summer!  Heh. First off, check out this bonus point item brought in: That’s actual lipstick, people.  I laughed [...]

Tonight’s quiz was off the hook.  34 out of 38 players all had pretty lips to show me and earned three bonus points each… and mad props from me.  I’ll saw all kinds of lips, and variety is the spice of life.  Famous lips, and lips so diseased I’ll never think of them as being [...]

Tonight I unveiled the new “Sellwood squirrel smackdown” with our lovely new friend that graces the lives of our last place team each and every week.  Here’s a shot of the squirrel, before team “The cunnilingus” got their losing hands on him and drew him a new package.  Yes. There. And their name.  He’s been [...]

Quiet night at Maxwell’s tonight.  We had a small, lip-loving crowd.   I really liked the cheetah-printed lips that one team member of Michelle Obama’s Arms came in sporting.   With no Bingo win, the Michelles took the lead, with Loose Lips in 2nd and Team Awesome in 3rd.  After a round of Arrogance, Team Awesome [...]