Tonight I unveiled the new “Sellwood squirrel smackdown” with our lovely new friend that graces the lives of our last place team each and every week.  Here’s a shot of the squirrel, before team “The cunnilingus” got their losing hands on him and drew him a new package.  Yes. There. And their name.  He’s been [...]

There is a problem that is plaguing our nation. Specifically in the area that is currently inhabited by the Sellwood Public House. This menace threatens to destroy everything that our nation holds dear and may spread to the rest of the world. That menace is of course….the Manbearpig!!
Team ‘Manbearpig’ to be precise, and after a [...]

It was a toss up tonight as Team Sharky fought it out with all the other teams, our three time champions Pork Chop Express, who kept shouting at Sharky all night long.  To be fair, Sharky fought back with confidence, and after the bingo round, when Sharky AND Pork Chop Express scored the bonus bingo [...]

Sharky oh Sharky.  Last week we wondered where you’d gone off to, as Pork Chop Express took the title and the night’s big cash pot.  Tonight, upon your return and your incredible up close and personal placement to me, the Quizmaster, you ended up in last place! That is not the triumphant return we had [...]

Of FUN DIP you dirty birds.  Don’t be crass.  Though, with that secret message on the wager about my “yellow shirt making me want to squirt” a girl can get some nasty ideas in her head.  And, once again, forgive me for NEVER coming up with a good way to pronounce a letter without using [...]

…And keep your hands to yourself. That was a phrase I had to keep telling these quizzers at Sellwood Public House yesterday. Polly failed to warn me that they can get so attached.
Overly affectionate quizzers aside, the Sellwood House was a blast! I’m glad to see that at least ONE team knew about FreeJack (which [...]

Thank GOD no one used that name this week.  I struggled enough with seamen and poop decks and finally at the Sellwood, with “Long hard and full of seamen” I can’t help it with the damn tired old braces, the lisps just slip out.  Just like the seamen.  (When the water gets rough and tumble) [...]

Pork Chop Express ^                                                                       Cattle Prodigy  ^

Sharky  ^                     [...]

The question: “Who plays with bigger balls: a squash player or a racquetball player?” and thus, the Mother loving madness began at the Sellwood.  We had “Your Mom” for everything from big balls to metal bands.  Though, honestly, if my Mother had to show up at a quiz, HAIR is a good week for her [...]

She didn’t win at the Sellwood tonight, but man, when I got home, there she was racing down that mountain, on that sad little maimed shin of hers. Woosh! Down that hill, past the places where the other and into first place she went.  Wtg Lindsay Vonn.  So glad that stinky cheese worked out for [...]