Apologies to team Bullet Ants for the loudness of the table right next to them.  I don’t think they even heard me when I told them to tone it down.  Over the microphone.  Through the speaker pointed right at them. Sam couldn’t even hear the cook from 3 feet away, which had her promptly turning [...]

Gotta love Psych references. Good night at The ‘Izza this week!  (People in the know call it ‘Izza.)  (I may or may not have just made that up.) At the end of round one, The Ped Heads were in first place, just ahead of The Bullet Ants and Beardymen, who were tied for second. After [...]

First, in case you haven’t seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, you should. For one, Val Kilmer plays a character called Gay Perry. And for two, the clip from the audio clue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcI-2sTCvDY&feature=related (Rated R language warning). The movie is full of brilliant dialogue and excellent delivery of said lines by the actors.  Rent it sometime.  It’s [...]

The first that comes to mind is The Beach with Leo DiCaprio.  That movie is messed up!  Definitely not boring though, heh.  Blue lagoon was messed up, Lord of the Flies was messed up, Point Break was messed up.  Though now I really want to watch Point Break for some reason. Castaway, there’s another one [...]

That was an awesome night =) Thanks to team We Built the Pyramids for sharing their birthday cheesecake with me!  And thanks to team Frozen Embryos for buying me a beer.  Which tastes like cheesecake if you drink it right after eating it.  New idea!  Cheesecake flavored beer!  Hmm, maybe not. Congratulations to team Harold [...]

That people laughed until they almost cried last night at Schmizza’s pub quiz. In a good way, I hope.  I have so much fun behind the mic, even when I completely fail jokes, that I sometimes am unsure if people are enjoying it, or just laughing to be nice.  :) It was a beautiful Summer [...]

Crazy packed night at Schmizza yesterday!  They added two tables outside, and every table inside and out was occupied until I left around 10pm. T-shirts went to team New Quiz on the Block (who also got 2nd place!):   The Google smart phone from round 2 went to team We Built the Pyramids, and congratulations [...]

  Can’t believe Nielsen isn’t alive to make more randomly good-slash-bad spoofs.  /sadface But on to the happy fun times!  Congratulations to team Atomic Nacho Conspiracy for their big win tonight! By the way, looks like you were right about the sale of Hummer to a Chinese company falling through.  The brand was never sold, [...]

It was another packed house last night at Schmizza Pub n Grub!  The theme was better than I thought, with only one reference anywhere near Snookie, and lots of fun questions to joke about. Congratulations to the Egyptian team We Built the Pyramids for their first place win last night!  I almost forgot to take [...]

Sometimes random music selectors will suck, but not last night at Schmizza!  I did my best to tell Pandora what I call Good Summer Road Trip music (tm?) and it delivered!  I tried three times – first was “Good Summer Music” and that got me a random song called something close to that.  Try number [...]