But not really. Congratulations to Dazed & Confused this week for snagging the winner-take-all pot!
Future so bright, he has to wear SHADES!
It’s sunny and happy outside, and I get to go see my grandfather in Eugene as soon as I finish this blog, so I’m going to cut it short and enjoy the beginning of [...]
Well not really. I’m just psyched up about having a BBQ. And by having a BBQ I mean going to someone else’s BBQ. Charcoal-cooked burgers, beer, strippers – what else could you want! Wait, something in that sentence doesn’t sound quite right… Oh there we go – it’ll probably be a propane grill and not [...]
“Hello Miss, could I trouble you for a spot of Fellatio?” said Hugh Grant.
“SURE HON, THAT’LL BE FORTY FIVE… Wait aren’t you Hugh Grant?” said the transvestite prostitute.
“Um, no. I’m uh… Herman… Carmirror…” said Herman Carmirror.
“Did you just pick a random item within eyesight and say that’s your last name?” said the transvestite prostitute.
“I think [...]
Let’s see… Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, check… Knowing, check… I’m gonna go ahead and put War of the Worlds (2005- with Tom Cruise). It started out awesome, with tons of suspense and interesting characters… and then it turned into a heavy handed special effects reel and all the interesting characters DIE. Dakota Fanning [...]
Yeah, now we know what the pedophile in KC and the Sunshine band was singing about… Well okay to be fair he was the bass player, but he might have written lyrics too. Jerk. I hear he changed his name to Barrett. Just kidding Michael. But not really.
Congratulations to Indee House for taking the top [...]
Congrats to the winners last night at Parkway Station, No Salt, Noo Salt:
Money winners, AND photogenic! Nice.
In second place came Dazed & Confused, with Dynamic Duo getting left in the cold. Money-wise.
The bucket o Cash question went to Diane, of Dazed & Confused, who didn’t know the answer. That means the money in the jar [...]
But not really. Just to be clear. Because I don’t want to fight their men.
In case you can’t read those, they say things like: Jeremy Jr., My Daddy’s the Quizmaster, and:
April Fools, QM Jeremy!
The quiz tonight was tons o fun, with the Sheep Shaggers taking the first place cashy-cash:
Second place was the Beer Whores, but [...]
Soh-crayts:
“The only true wisdom consists in knowing you know nothing.”
“That’s us, dude!”
“Oh yeah!”
Party on, dudes. Does anyone know if that blond tool from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure got any more movie deals, like that Keanu tool did? I looked it up, and sadly yes, he had more movies. The highlight is “King Mole Man”. [...]
So last night at Parkway Station we had a team name of Pug Mo Thoin, which is basically the same thing as a question on the quiz about what it translates into (Kiss me arse). So random!
The big winners last night were The Dynamic Duo with Intern Don:
Since they are usually The Dynamic Duo, I [...]
Yes, this week the Beer Whores took the quiz to the wall! They did so-so in Bingo, but along with Dazed & Confused, they rocked the house on a very difficult Name That Tune round 2. They were doing well going into the final round, and snagged the win with a correct answer on the [...]