So, I love food. Especially food that is straight up bad for me. right now, as I type this, I have just consumed a deep fried oreo a la the awesome cooks at Biddys, and I am seriously using all my self restraint to not track down a taco bell and consume everything on [...]

Goddamn everything, that’s what! Well, my little chitlins, my loves, I sincerely hope you have bestowed upon your respective mothers many a gift and adulation. Being a mom is hard. It is effing difficult. Now, I am not a mother. Not in the least. I am, in fact, the distant aunt, who awkwardly shakes hands [...]

Cinco de Mayo! Mexican Battle of Puebla! French! God damn those french! And all that! Man…I am pretty sure not one person ordered anything tequila based. The closest I got was gin. And that’s like the closest….I wish I could handle tequila- wait, scratch that, I can totally handle it. I mean, come on. I [...]

Words, even awesome shakesperean words, cannot express how much elation and camaraderie I felt when all the teams got up and read out their sonnets. There were finger puppets, and accents, and elocution. And I LOVED IT. Thank you so much for being the kind of people who willingly stand up and blindly read sonnets [...]

OH MAN! Biddys was off the hizzook up in here! We were getting our green on like nobody’s business! Friends, families- all were involved in this! And it was awesome! BINGO as ever was fantabulous; except for the fact that nobody won the bonus bingo! what the what?! that almost never happens! but that’s just [...]

  Hey all you party people! Yeah. I said it. And I am not ashamed at all about saying it. Ok. I’m a little ashamed…but what can you do.  Taxes! Let’s talk about it….I forgot to regale you with my tax woe story from this year; suffice to say, I am grumpy. One would even [...]

Yes- I am a product of the 90′s. Yes…JTT made me swoon. Yes….I owned a furbie and a tamagotchi and was cognizant that the OJ Simpson trial was a thing. The 90′s helped to shape me, so you should all send a hearty thanks to the 1990′s for creating such an awesome creature as myself. I’ll give [...]

So, I typed the word “funny” into google images, to see what would happen, and the first thing to pop up was a baby. A fucking picture of a BABY…..baby’s are NOT funny. Toddlers are funny, and then only because their lack of refined motor skills makes them look like little drunks, and who doesn’t [...]

I totally threw in the towel on this blog title- probably because I knew that no matter what I came up with, it simply wouldn’t be as awesome as some of the puns floating around already. This is the problem when you do a theme that’s really well known…nothing’s original. Or really that clever anymore. [...]

OH MY GOD! What’s up guys? I am back at Biddy’s and man oh man does it feel so good. So, the theme last night was Ireland and all her glory. I don’t know if you know this , but a little thing called St. Paddy’s is just around the corner. Actually, I’m pretty sure [...]