Again, at Schmizza Pub & Grub it was a one-sided quiz with another M. Knight Shymalaman (I’m not going to even try looking it up cause it’s funnier this way) ending. Since this week’s theme was the ‘Thrill of Horror’, I would say that is the only appropriate ending there could be. ‘The Krugers’ were [...]

There is a problem that is plaguing our nation. Specifically in the area that is currently inhabited by the Sellwood Public House. This menace threatens to destroy everything that our nation holds dear and may spread to the rest of the world. That menace is of course….the Manbearpig!! Team ‘Manbearpig’ to be precise, and after [...]

But not for those AT the Bitter End in NW yesterday who destroyed the quiz. Seriously I can’t believe how quickly some of the “Who Am I”s were answered. Apparently it’s common knowledge among quizzers that Heath Ledgers first on-stage performance was the lead role of Peter Pan in the fourth grade. Even though the [...]

I would first like to congratulate the ‘Fixed Gears’ (who were previously team ‘Do you really want to hurt me with your flair?’) on winning the weekly contest of “Design Tony’s Beard”. Here is the before and after: It was retribution for ‘Extraneous Eye Patches’ this week at Schmizza Pub & Grub. After three consecutive [...]

Fact: last night’s quiz at Schmizza Pub & Grub was a success. Fact: everyone had fun, even those who didn’t fare so well. Question: how many beets does it take to win a Pub Quiz? (Random guy who is listening to me as I type and say things out loud) – “Uh, what beets?” Me [...]

(The first time I wrote that it read “I’m Nobody’s Foot!!”, which is true but not what I wanted to say.) Anywho, there’s a new sheriff in town and their name is ‘SPQR’!! I have no idea what that means, they wouldn’t tell me, but then again I probably wouldn’t understand. Schmizza Pub & Grub [...]

…And keep your hands to yourself. That was a phrase I had to keep telling these quizzers at Sellwood Public House yesterday. Polly failed to warn me that they can get so attached. Overly affectionate quizzers aside, the Sellwood House was a blast! I’m glad to see that at least ONE team knew about FreeJack [...]

The winners last night at Schmizza Pub & Grub belonged to that group of rockers comprised of Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan, who together make up … the Wyld Stallyns!! We had a full house at Schmizza with ten teams battling it out for supremacy over space and time. Throughout the quiz [...]

If the leprechauns are in space, then where the heck is their pot-O-gold?  Perhaps it’s on one of the rings surrounding Uranus (lol).  But seriously, they hid their lucky charms well.                 Among the usual suspects at Schmizza Pub & Grub (‘Distended Rectum’, ‘Extrenious Eye Patches’, and ‘We <3 Brains’) there was also a couple [...]

Daaa na, daaaa na. Da na da da da da da da da da da da dunnnna NAA! Beware what’s in the water, cause it’ll get ya. Especially if it’s been “chummed” before stepping in, which is exactly what the ‘Chum Lords’ did. While team ‘Nautical Nymphos’ closes in on the leaders and looks for [...]