Listen- I just want to be where there is white sand, turquoise water, and a handsome cabana person supplying me with unlimited beverages. And apparently- such a place exists. and it is owned by carnival. Good lord. I think my “happy center” just exploded. Sometimes I think themes are chosen just to torment me with unfulfilled longing. Can we please just talk about all the awesome places you guys have gone? And can we PLEASE just discuss Darwin Barney’s extensive (and freakin’ awesome) photo log of sweet journey’s that made me want to go to there?
BINGO! oh, you know how it goes…general awesomeness and such. Fun little factoids ranging from James Madison’s ridiculous vacation time to fairy floss (so many jokes…) to Simon & Garfunkel, who, I might add, do NOT suck (borg9….). But it was round two that really let the funny flag fly….
THIS DAY IN HISTORY!!! Let me tell you why I adore the teams that play at Biddy’s…because they will write funny ass things down when they have no clue what the answer is…but then they will also have some of the most hilarious truthful answers as well. And this is not to say I am poking fun at my beloved teams, it’s just simply a matter of grammatical confusion. Take for instance, team Focus’ answer to what Cleopatras instrument of death was…they wrote “a flute.” I could not love them any more if they bore me and raised me as their own. Meanwhile, the Victorious Plutocrats decided that it could possibly have been a vibrator full of bees….we shall never know…
and when it comes down to the handouts, one can always trust the Big/Littles to make a somewhat sexual, yet horrible offensive innuendo that I just laugh my pants off at…such as their answer to what romans did….”flogging (casey till she screams)”. Why do I take such abuse?! Oh right…because you’re all FANTASTIC!
It was a stupid close game, with everyone nipping at eachothers heels, But it boiled right down to one glorious team. one team who wagered wisely, one team who guessed all right, one team to rule them all….THE VICTORIOUS PLUTOCRATS!!!! with a wonderful second-placing for newcomers Smoky and the Bandits!
Way to go guys!
And hurrah to everyone else! Now go back to your white sands and cabana boys and mai-tais…..beautiful, beautiful mai-tais….