Outdoor sex in a park?  The idea has its charms, until you realize there’s like a bunch of other people that would be there too.  A sexy idea turns into something… decidedly less so – anti-sexy even.  But enough about that -

Congratulations to the top three teams at Schmizza this week!  First, Donner, Party of 4 took the top money spot:

Look at em, all cool with their blue lighting.  Nice.  You know the best thing about this picture?  I’ll tell you – it’s the pizza box in the middle.  It was full of leftover slices.  And they tipped me with the whole box!  Yep – they tipped me in PIZZA.  Which, if you’ve had Schmizza’s Pizza, you’d be excited about that too.  I’m slightly less excited right now, because I’ve eaten it all by now, and now I have no pizza.

In second place, We Got Woods!  They were in good spirits tonight, flippin me some shiznit and keepin me on my toes.  It was all in good fun though, and I loved it.  And I don’t have a working scanner, or I’d have uploaded your pictures Jenny.

It was Jenny right?  I’m confused now about your name, because you said it was the name of Daniel’s girl was Jenny in Karate Kid III.  It was Jessica though! I don’t know, maybe I’m not seeing it right.  Maybe I misheard through the crowded Schmizza and you said your name was Jessie.

Anywhoo, long story short – I looked it up and II was in Okinawa, III was with the cliff and the bonzai tree and Daniel-san looking for his dignity and never finding it.  They were both awful.  Seriously.   If you go back and watch Karate Kid II, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Last but not least, congratulations to the Hypnotized Chickens team, who were dominating the trivia all night, but lost it all in the last round.  If they can do well in the other rounds every time though, it’s just a matter of time before they take home the cashy-cash.

I’m out!  Until next week peeps.  And I’m sure I’m gonna get shit for not remembering your name, Jenny.  Jessie?  Ginny Weasley?  Geraldo?