File this under “Information I wish I had last week.” This little illustration (click on it for a huge sized one) explains a whole bunch of memes that are floating around the interwebz. After watching every team take a brutal beating at the last Thursday Throwdown, I’m considering getting this printed on handkerchiefs so you can all cry into it.

Of course, one team didn’t cry as hard as the rest (or as much as they usually do), because face it, the one guarantee of a Pub Quiz is that someone will walk out richer. This past week it was the No Mouth Monkeys. Not very surprising, actually, once you look at this picture of them:

“OH SNAP! Did someone say LAN PARTY!? I’ve got a case of Mountain Dew that says my frag ratio will outpace yours by 2.75:1!” Love the bathrobe too, Doug. I hate to out your secret, but everyone, want to know what’s on under it? Adult diapers and baby powder! That’s why he NEVER has to take a pee break!

Alright, enough picking on the Monkeys, after all, that’s what the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS are for. Now Monkeys, before you get your controller cables in a knot, I made a mistake last week and didn’t give Stank their point for showing up. You can understand why I forgot to — they didn’t exactly ‘show up’ during muppet week. And I don’t just mean “Josh wasn’t there.” I mean they sucked gonzos at Muppets. Anywho, with FOUR weeks to go in the Pub Quiz, here’s your scores:

1 Can You Smell the Stank? 22
2 No Mouth Monkeys 21
3 Beige Food 16
4 Soylent Green 14
5 Team C Average 11
6 Kim and the Jong Ills 9
7 Crazed Sex Poodle 7
8 The Wildcatters 6
9 Hot Monkey 5
10 Scienticians 5

Alright, that’s all for this week. Which was technically last week. I’ll see you all again on Thursday, if I don’t see you on my FACEBOOK PAGE first.

Until then, be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can!