Sometimes the “information superhighway” is more like an information bumper-to-bumper LA freeway traffic jam.  Sorta like right now, and the speed at which this blog posting appeared vis-a-vis the actual night of the quiz.  Sorry y’alls; my only excuse is that RL got in the way this week (that’s “Real Life” for all you ananacronymstic folks).

But seriously, Pork Chop Express?  Dude.  Save some cash for the rest of the teams. Or don’t.  Just keep coming back and winning, cause that keeps teams like The Squirrels and The Turkey Vultures on their toes.  Oh, here’s a joke:

How do you know your computer is too old?  It keeps losing its memory!

So true it’s not even funny.

Okay so PCE didn’t actually have to win this week.  They were absolutely tied at the Bingo round (both they and the Squirrels yelled “bingo!” at the same time) but it was that pesky little secret code that started to spell 3479  254103! (that’s “we’re behind!” for the rest of you) for the Squirrels.  (I still don’t know how the Turkey Vultures figured out the code, what with the dearth of correct info they had to base it on.  Maybe they crack codes for a living.  Maybe they’re spies.  Maybe they’re ninjas.  I digress.)

I’m feeling a little ADD right now (it’s 5 a.m. so whatever), and what I want to know is, California: the natural state? Dude, team that answered California, have you ever BEEN to California?  Have you seen the LA “River”?  Better yet, have you seen LA?  Have you seen LA females??

Not much natural goin’ on there.

[I'm from San Diego so I can dis LA.  It's like bagging on your sister, even though your buddies can't bag on her.  But they can, you say?  Oh, I forgot we're in Oregon.  BRING IT!!  Boo Cali fake boobs! Boo!!!]

You so don’t even care, do you?  You just want to see your image emblazoned across the Information Superhighway.  Okay whatever.  It was close yadda yadda but in the end yadda yadda yadda Pork Chop Express.

Winners (again) Pork Chop Express I mean the Krips.

Second place Turkey Vultures with their wound up Captain Kirk

Third place Squirrels with their high-tech audio cassette (The Cure: Wish)

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