…may be just that. Or they might not. I’m not sure.

If the Dingleberry crew was looking to set a low bar for themselves on Thursday night at 21st Ave Bar & Grill, they succeeded. I don’t know what the definition of a Dingleberry is in fact, or what the average level of sexiness one might expect when encountering a Dingleberry, but suffice it to say that if one judges sexiness by one’s ability to completely dominate a game of Sexy Pub Quiz, then by all means, these Dingleberries lived up to their billing.

The World's Sexiest Dingleberries

With a Round 1 Bingo bonus, a perfect handout score, a solid Round 2 showing, and some bright, vibrant red lipstick that pretty much oozed out sexiness all over like it was a spewing BP oil rig, the Dingleberries were confident, focused, in control, and knew just what they wanted and just how they were going to get it — a sexy disposition if there ever was one.

When they nailed the Final Challenge Round question like it was a bunny at the Playboy Mansion, there was nothing the other teams could do to keep them from 1st place.  And to the winner goes the spoils — and the eternal glory that goes along with forever being immortalized in the annals of Pub Quiz history. (Which actually sounds like it could be the title to an internet-age addendum chapter to the Kama Sutra, but I digress.)

Other, lesser Dingleberries, eat your heart out.  This is one title that’s settled.