Seinfeld week came to a close at a rousing Belmont Inn Thursday Throwdown. This is good news for some, less than good for others. Last night was an all-ages show, where teams came from as far away as Jacksonville, Fla. to ‘yadda yadda yadda,’ but in the end, only one team could emerge truly spongeworthy.

In retrospect, I should’ve from the outset that it was going to be Laird Cregar — they banked the maximum amount of bonus points by dressing up like Seinfeld characters in some very innovative ways. (The Man-Hands impersonation was not only creative, but creepy!) But when it was all said and done, they simply out Seinfelded second-place Soylent Green and third place Can You Smell the Stank on my Assman. Here’s the Cregar crew, after having mastered the Belmont’s domain:

Let’s have a look at how this surprising victory affects the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS! We have now completed SIX of FOURTEEN weeks in the season, so it’s still anybody’s game.

1 Beige Food 13
2 Soylent Green 12
3 No Mouth Monkeys 11
4 Can You Smell the Stank? 10
5 Crazed Sex Poodle 6
6 Team C Average 6
7 Kim and the Jong Ills 6
8 Hot Monkey 4
9 Get Your Ass to Mars 4
10 Laird Cregar 4

Oh, and before I go: What’s the deal with my FACEBOOK PAGE? Alright… that’s the best Seinfeld impression I’ve got. Onward and upwards to next week.