This guy walks up to me to register his team, “Kim and the Jong Ills” and there was no way that I was giving him only 3 bonus points — I mean, that’s a quality shirt, no? Then he busts out the Railroad tattoo and I say, “Well, alright, you just maxed out your bonus points — anyone who permanently alters their body for a quiz gets the max.” (Settle down, quiz nerds — they had 6 game pieces, too…) THEN he breaks out the Utilities symbol on his other pit (by the way, was that B&O Railroad?), and I knew all the other teams at Belmont’s Thursday Throwdown were totally screwed.

I mean, if you’re going to ink Monopoly all over your body, you better win on Games week. And they did — “Kim & the Jong Ills” built hotels and houses all over second place “Can you Smell the Stank?” and third place “No Mouth Monkeyopoly.”

Look out for the Illin’ crew — they know a thing or two about a thing or two!

And now for the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS! Despite scoring only one point this week, Beige is still on top, but the Monkeys have picked up a point on their pace. The season is only 1/3 over, which means there’s still plenty of time to make your mark. Stank wants it bad, and seems to be getting smarter each week. And Soylent Green have consistently been one or two questions away from some big points. And who knows, maybe C Average will get their shit together and actually show up each week… I kid! I kid! I kid because I love…

1 Beige Food 13
2 No Mouth Monkeys 10
3 Soylent Green 9
4 Can You Smell the Stank? 8
5 Crazed Sex Poodle 6
6 Team C Average 6
7 Kim and the Jong Ills 5
8 Hot Monkey 4
9 Get Your Ass to Mars 4
10 Scienticians 3
11 Pop Tart Assassins 3

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Until next week, be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can!