Should’ve known it was Team Canada’s night right when I started printing out the questions. Case in point: What team sport includes penalties for icing, offsides, and offsides pass? I’m surprised Theo managed to not fall out of his chair when I read that aloud. And for all the crap I’ve given him the last few weeks, I have to give him credit as the most consistent member of the team formerly known as Clarification, Please? (Which in itself is a dubious honor… it’s like being the only New Kid On the Block to continue with a musical career.)

Do you know where the rest of the CP? clan has been this summer? Playing kickball… I know I make fun of you quizzies for nerding it up, but that’s even worse. Worse yet, I bet they drop their fair share of kickball bunts, too.

But I digress. Team Canada won on Wednesday, narrowly beating out Argyle Mafia, with whom they were neck-and-neck with the entire night. It was a pretty exciting match to watch from my perspective — each round these two teams were only points away from each other. Argyle walked out in second place on the evening, with House of Ill Repute leaving in third.

And now for the SPACE ROOM SAUCER STANDINGS! We are just over 1/3 of the way through the season now, and a familiar sight tops the leaderboard — a three-way tie between Spoonful, No Future and House. This is how we finished last season — could it be that these teams are truly well-matched for each other? Or could one of the other teams in the top ten surge to #1 in the remaining 2/3rds of the summer? Time will tell. In the meantime:

1 Spoonful of Something 12
2 No Future 12
3 House of Ill Repute 12
4 French Dip and Reuben 7
5 Argyle Mafia 7
6 Team Canada 6
7 Team Cupcake 3
8 Bishop and Queen 2
9 The Jackson Three 2
10 Sparging the Mash 2

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Until next week, be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can!