Hello all you naughty lil trivia goers ,
I needed a cigarette after the first round of bingo. Suffice it to say, it was the biggest, longest, hardest game of trivia I’ve ever smelt. And of course, I thanked them all for coming.
Of course there were a lot of sexual innuendo’d team teams, including the in-yer-endos. We had the Schlong Schlingers, Cock and Waffles, Norma Snockers, Happy Hardwoods… but the best (And most hameful for yours truly) was team I Wish This Microphone Were a Penis. That’s right…. thank you.
Lots of boner… bonus points to be made last night, Frank of Sandbar…. temporarily called SLAM bar, showed me my new vacation spot. 
I think I just may move there.
It was jam PACKED last night, with the pot at 171.
This is only half of the players:
Third place weiners… winners, walked away with a hearty 34 (bearded) clams.
Give it up for The Daily Masticators.
Walking away with 51 bucks in second place, we have That’s What She Said.
And Final, in first place walking away with 86 bucks were the buggy Cockchafers….
And thank you to the cockchafers for letter me know that a cockchafer is actually a Beetle. My guess is Ringo.
Spank you all, and see you next week…
stay fresh…
–QuizMaster Muss