Okay so the handout riddle went like this:

It lies in bed, then stands in bed. First it’s white, then red. The plumper it gets the more the old woman likes it.

Now, the answer we had was Strawberry, and I accepted Tomato as well. And then I see three different teams put “Penis”.

I reread the riddle and started laughing uncontrollably, right up there in front of everyone. How funny is that answer? I’m wondering how many teams thought about it but said to themselves, “No. It just can’t be that.”

Hee Hee! But back to seriousness. Sandbar Developers took the top spot this week at the Horse & Hound in Hood River. The second place team, The Return of the Dick Buttkisses, beat out the third place team by 2 points! Sorry, “Purple Helmeted Warriors”, it was really close!

Welcome to the new guys, who called themselves “The We’ll Whip Your Asses” and were heartily flippin’ shit at the Return of the dick buttkisses team (who are regulars). It was like they were regulars on the first night. I love Hood River.

By the way, I love you guys and your fun team names. That is the best thing ever after a beer or two. Oh yeah, and I gave teams the 5 points for their “Penis” answer on that riddle. Yeah, that’s how I do.