Monday night at CC’s we kicked off Pride week with a slamming quiz full of fun loving people! And some giant cocks.  And some props too!  So, in honor of my quizzers, and to offer a fresh perspective, this week, I give you my featured bloggers: Fags of the Apocalypse. Find their page on Facebook and like them-they’re all kinds of awesome!

View from the fags at our Pride quiz:

It was a night like another in june warm,sticky with smell of sin hanging heavy in the air like cheap perfume on a two dollar …well you get the idea.On the horizon there were storm clouds I knew they were there because my big toe tingled when I walked. The bar was teeming with at first seemed to be nothing but drunks and whores, the usual crowd.Trouble was brewing and not the good kind either.The kind where somebody’s going to get hurt bad enough to cry for mommy.I sized up our competition.It wasn’t looking pretty.Bar team had called in a wrangler.I heard he was good but that remained to be seen.Little John was there too, “what’s he doing here” was all that came to mind and “is he really going out with him, is really gonna take him home tonight” but that’s another story for another blog.
It was time to start the game or so I thought,I needed to smoke. And it couldn’t wait. It was going to happen now whether I wanted it to or not.The teams had assembled on the dance floor we took our usual spot of lurking in the shadows of the night. It so it bagan a battle of wits and cunning, a fight that I did not expect was shaping up. The topic was PRIDE and I was brimmimg with it one might say even “flaming ” with it.We were to bring simulated meat products for bonus points.And we brought it in spades.The Golden Cock of Apocalypse was brought to QM Polly as an offering of our devotion and greed.It was not till the arrival of the 5 ft cock from “I quiz on your grave” that we were in a fight of epic porportions.

Round one was bingo and it was not our name o.We came close but missed it by one question.One question.Isn’t that always the way? Story of my life,one question.The heat was on and we were sweating like a priest at boy scout convention.And it was only round 1!!!! The hand out were much needed cool breeze I needed to get my head back in the game.After we whipping those out round two was going to be a snap. More like a snap crackle and holy crappola.It was fierce up here.
We were getting our asses handed to us on a big shiny silver platter.There was hope though,muscial theatre was coming up.I knew if anyone had this round it was going to be FAGS OF THE APOCALPYSE. One word FAIL.Apparently I dont know my musicals from a hairy brown cheerio if you get my drift.Time was running out for the Fags and we were not going down without a fight.Final round ….oh who are we kidding I dont remember the final round. OK OK there was talk of what countries now have same sex marriages name 4. We did and we were wrong. Failure had come to FOTA.We may of lost the battle but we are going to win the war. Good job I QUIZ ON YOUR GRAVE.Enjoy your moment in the sun but look behind you there are dark clouds and in those clouds comes your inevitable end because the Fags are coming ,we’re coming to get you!

And just to clear it up, this giant cock pictured above, came in with the team GIANT MEAT, not I Quiz on your grave, who won the quiz with their own giant meats  They won CA$H-$93 in all, and some great DVD trivia games, as well as the “Queen of Pride” attire you see here.  Complete with tiaras and rainbow colored leis.

FInally: Don’t miss out as we kick off our CC Slaughter’s Standings game next week!  Here’s the scoop: It’s an 8 week run-you show up you get 1 point.  You win, you get 2 points.  The team at the end of 8 weeks that has the most points wins’ $100 CASH MONEY from the bar.  And get this, as if the CASH wasn’t enough: For every person over 20 that comes to quiz on Monday night, the bar throws in $1/head, which increases your winnings substantially!  Don’t miss out next week as we begin the quest for cash!