Apparently Google can’t… or won’t. At Belmont’s Thursday Throwdown, where we learn something new every week, we discovered that the search engine powers that be will no longer be running ads for sites that cater to Cougars. Who knew!? (Apparently our writer did.)

And we learned oodles of other things too — mostly how to spell words — but also not to mess with a two woman team named “Heartbreaking Works of Staggering Genius.” Audacious name, no? Well not as nearly as audacious as the email I got from Chelan (left, below) saying that she was bringing Victory with her (right, below… and that’s actually her name) and that she was going to upend the Monkey’s and Beige Food’s battle for dominance in the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS. And you know what? Audaciousness pays because she was right! Check out the night’s winning team:

The standings will be updated in their own, separate post. Until next week, hit me up on my FACEBOOK PAGE and be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can!