Oh man, what an awesome night at Thirsty Lion!  People were winning champagne, buying ridiculous shots, and even having beer drinking contests with each other.  Okay, that last one was just me seeing how many Blue Moons I could drink while staying coherent.  The answer is 2.  Over 2 hours.  I’m a lightweight, and it’s shameful.  I’ll get better at drinking, I swear!

Congratulations to first place winners, Kim and the Jong-Ils!

They look surprisingly normal for a bunch of crazy dictators.  Have you guys been reading about the North Koreans threatening war?  Just when you thought Kim Jong-Il wasn’t 100% crazy, he goes that extra mile.

Also, congrats to 2nd-place team Cattle Prodigy, with Hangin Brain in there for third place.  The Brain were strong all night, but bet high on a difficult challenge question.

Here’s your updated Thirsty Lion standings for the month of May:

I believe there is only one more quiz for the May standings – can anyone take it from the Jong-Ils?  We shall see!  Until next week peeps!