“Hello Miss, could I trouble you for a spot of Fellatio?” said Hugh Grant.

“SURE HON, THAT’LL BE FORTY FIVE… Wait aren’t you Hugh Grant?” said the transvestite prostitute.

“Um, no.  I’m uh… Herman… Carmirror…” said Herman Carmirror.

“Did you just pick a random item within eyesight and say that’s your last name?” said the transvestite prostitute.

“I think I hear sirens.” said screwed famous actor.

And then this happened:

I still don’t get why famous actors and Pro football players get caught with prostitutes.  I guess they got bored of normal women and regular sex and need something freaky by now.  For some reason that sounds about right.

Anyway!  Last night in Hillsboro was a blast, and kicking it off was the Beer Whores with some creative Lipstick:

Nice, nice.  Alas, though they were in the top 3 going into the final challenge round, the Sheep Shaggers nabbed a well-deserved victory, making an educated guess at the final question answer and getting it right!

Dan was on the team as well, but we thought he’d gone home already.  Oops.

In second place, a team that went back to their original name: Somebody Has to be Last.  Must be a lucky name!

Until next week peeps!  The Bucket o’ Cash is up to around $50 I think.  Somebody is going to be a big winner soon, I’m sure.