Tonight’s quiz was off the hook. 34 out of 38 players all had pretty lips to show me and earned three bonus points each… and mad props from me. I’ll saw all kinds of lips, and variety is the spice of life. Famous lips, and lips so diseased I’ll never think of them as being erogenous again. And also, extra mad props to the dude’s dudes of team vertical smile for all wearing purple and pink extra glossy lip balm. Exploring your feminine side to earn bonus points for your team is highly admirable.
Coming in the first place with 661 points was loose lips. A great team who sure knows how to play there cards right. Tonight’s game of trivia was all about managing your points well, and team Loose Lips did admirably well, they won 80 clams. Saint George Lucas, otherwise known as TK421, came in second, with 334 and won 34 big ones.
Lips is an exciting topic, which made for an exciting night. There were a lot of cunning linguists out in the audience. One I think was called Colonel Angus. We also had Lipstick on your dipstick and vertical smile in the audience. cheeky. Here’s are the happy winners of Loose Lips. 
There’s some of those crazy lips I was talkin’ about.
And our second place, St. George Locus. And they’re all puckered out.
Lipps Inc. made a song about Hood River. It was called Funky Town. Can’t wait till next week, and when it gets warm to do this thang outside. Peace out.
–QuizMaster Muss