That title should have been the title of our Handout round last night covering the best (and most sincere) apologies from all the popular fuck-ups over the last few years. A great quote from Governor Mark Sanford “I’d also like to apologize to my staff, because-as much as I talked about going to the Appalachian trial-that is not where I ended up” No, Sir, it is NOT where you ended up. *ahem* I believe it was the warm embrace of a hot chicka instead. I always love reading those quotes out of context, it’s fun to imagine what it must have felt like to stand up on a podium in front of millions of people and admit that you’re a liar. And a cheat. And, really, just an asshole. I can’t wait to get the chance to do that someday!
We had one single person show up with a bonus op: Scooby’s Lucious Lips! Erin brought out her old goth stylings with this pose for points last night. Note the collar that she sported, to accentuate those lips.
We had a topsy turvy game last night, with “Dick Sucking Lips” taking the lead with the bonus bingo, then in the second round it was “Little Nemo” that took the first place position honors. After the second round, we went through the apologies, but everyone was eyeing the “Bad news Bear” on the Wombats table. He arrived this week to mark the honor of taking last place at Pub Quiz. Without bearing too much shame (see what I just did there) the Wombats hosted the bear at their table and signed him RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS with their team name. The Wombats were certain they would be carrying that bear into next week, but instead, due to some clever wagering, Wombats took 2nd place, and most importantly handed the bear off to “Hopefully not the bubble”. HNTB signed the bear, and next week, they get the honorable spot up front saved by the Bad News Bear. He’ll keep the table for them, and then, hopefully at the end of the night, he will get passed on to a new team. And NO you can’t take the bear home for journeys around Portland. UNLESS you are a regular team, and you PROMISE to come back next week with him, and with pictures of where he’s been in and around Portland. If you do that then, maybe, just maybe, you can hold on to him for a week. He’s soon to be covered in Last Place team name tattoos, and he does have a stick up his ass, so, good luck getting him to relax and have fun.
