Alright, I usually don’t bring up wrong answers on a quiz here in the blog… I usually just let them die in the night so the teams that answered them don’t have to relive the pain of a lost 5 points… but I just have to share this one!!! OMG!!

I’m sure my fellow Quizmasters know the feeling when you’re speeding through grading and you get one of those answers where you’re kinda like wtf?? Where did they come up with that? And it’s such an odd answer that you just can’t help yourself and you have to go back to your question sheet and reread the question just to make sure it might not be a right answer because it’s soooo odd… Here is the question as it was asked last night:

22. What do some porn stars do to their bum holes to make them appear lighter?

Now the answer we were looking for was ‘Bleach them’… ok pretty straightforward… a little kinky and a bit nasty… but straightforward none the less…

This… I shit you not… was an answer I received:

Fill them with Helium.

Yea… you went back and reread the question didn’t you!!! LOL!!! I nearly gave myself a golden shower when I read that… I’m still laughing…

Well…. we did have a quiz going on last light and we had a great turnout so our pot was up to $120!! Yea!! ‘The Titalicious Scandel’ and ‘The Vacationers’ wagered it all on the final question and they each missed it by just a minor screwup on the title of the Scarlett Johannson/ Penelope Cruz lovemaking epic… so they got to split the 2nd place prize. But the Big Winner of the night was ‘The Lesion of Doom’ who got the title right and won the big spit of the pot!!! Well done!!!

Cheers!!

Dave

P.S. Alright I just have to ask… if you fill your bumhole with helium… would you fart in a higher key??!! HAHAHA… Just something to think about!!! It could be a whole new game at parties!!! LOL!!!