(The first time I wrote that it read “I’m Nobody’s Foot!!”, which is true but not what I wanted to say.)

Anywho, there’s a new sheriff in town and their name is ‘SPQR’!! I have no idea what that means, they wouldn’t tell me, but then again I probably wouldn’t understand. Schmizza Pub & Grub was vacant of fools last night, as the competition was fierce. Team ‘Extrenious Eye Patches’ was trailing after the second round, but killed the handouts to pull up in the standings all the way into first place!! Meanwhile, front-runners ‘We <3 Brains’ slid back from their two round lead into second place while ‘SPQR’ came in third going into the final round.

It seemed it was anyone’s race leading up to the final question. ‘Extrenious Eye Patches’ and ‘We <3 Brains’ took calculated risks with their wagers, while ‘SPQR’ laid it all on the line and wagered everything. The calculated risk takers were wrong, and the bold new team ‘SPQR’ was right. A fine win to be sure, but everyone will be back next week with a vengeance and probably some “tricks” up their sleeves.