Ah, what a day! Is there anything better than being able to call everyone fools and get away with it? Life is pretty grand. Last night saw a full force attack from “Beigefoodlishness” who walked away with the win and gave me a hell of a hard time reading their name. Add that with team “Functional Obsolescence” and you’ll see why my lower jaw was tired.
Does anyone have what it takes to take down the Beige Food Juggernaut? Maybe, maybe not. Either way it’s been great so far.
Also, for those of you who are, shall I say, Obsessed with the Championship Belt I would just like to say that it is now coming on GREEN paper. Pretttttttyyyy Classy if I say so myself.
Fool!
Hello there, Happy April Fool’s Day!!!
After Adam was created, there he was, all alone, in the Garden of Eden.
Of course it wasn’t good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.
“Adam,” He said, “I have a plan to make you much, much happier. I’m going to give you a companion, a help mate for you – someone who will fulfil your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life.”
Adam was stunned. “That’s sounds incredible!”
“Well, it is,” replied the Lord. “But it doesn’t come for free. This is someone so special that it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”
“That’s a pretty high price to pay,” said Adam. “What can I get for a rib?”
Happy April Fool’s Day!