First off, daddy loves all his little quizzees equally, but that said, I’m very happy that “Clarification, Please?” didn’t show up to the Space Room Showdown last night. I’ll be up front about this, CP?: I made fun of you guys. Not a lot, but enough. And to be fair, I made fun of everyone though because, well, I’m gonna kick all y’all’s asses at Quiz Against the Quizmasters next week. I’m bringing a BAG OF HURT, Polly’s bringing a CAN OF WHOOPASS, and together, along with the rest of our Quizmasterin’ Crew, we’re going to beat you like you’re… like you’re… well, like you’re little quizzees. (Oh, and don’t forget, a pitcher of the second worst suds to the team with the best “beat Quizmaster JPP” t-shirt. There’s already a great mock-up floating around on QUIZMASTER JPP’S FACEBOOK PAGE.

But the bigger reason that I’m happy CP? didn’t have the guts to come in and see another team with their SPACE ROOM SAUCER TROPHY was that if Theo was in the house, he might’ve murdered me dead for ALLEGEDLY mispronouncing the name of Montreal Canadian hockey great Maurice Richard. You know how it goes people, I was on auto-pilot and I just belted it out in American-speak. But Theo, you’d be proud of your fellow quizzees — they got all over me for not giving it to them Frenchy-style.

Revenge, in the end, was mine, however, as it was one tough mother of a quiz. “Spoonful of Tomorrow” began the campaign to defend their crown by taking home top prize on the night, besting second-place “Back to No Future” and the ever-dangerous “Argyle Mafia” who landed in third. Just look at the Spoonfuls and how happy they are to win again:

I hope to see all you ever-dangerous quizzees on Monday at Quiz Against the Quizmaster. You might not see me, however, because you’ll be cowering in shame and I’ll be the guy kicking your ass. Until then, be well, play hard and try to remember everything you can!