Well, we had one in the house last night — alright, maybe not a real Marine Biologist, but we did have one heck of a Shark Week fan on “Them Dirty Rats.” They managed to score a full 100 percent on the Shark-themed handout, but alas, it wasn’t enough to vault them into the Challenge Round.

Instead, last night’s top three were “Rum, Sodomy, and the Stumbling Drunks,” “Burning Betties,” and “The Bumpin’ Uglies” — and that’s the way they placed at the end of the night, too. All three got the Challenge Cound question right, and all three wagered to win, but there can be only one! So check out the Stumbling Drunks in all their glory!

Next week, we hold an Irish wake for me twenties (AGAIN), as our March 16th quiz serves as a countdown to the highest, holiest day in a pub all year — Saint Quizmaster JPP Day! Until then, be sure to stop by QUIZMASTER JPP’S FACEBOOK PAGE and in the meantime, be well, play hard, and try remember everything you can!