… NO FUTURE! And yes, the balloting is still open, and yes, it’s official, but look at that! That’s a GOLDEN TROLL RIDING A GOLDEN MY LITTLE PONY. My iPhone camera was unable to capture the rainbow that the pony was farting out as well. Incredible!

Speaking of incredible — Sparging the Mash had an incredible night, fighting their way into the Challenge Round and then fending off a herd of hungry quizzers, many of whom are fighting for the Space Room Saucer, which has just TWO WEEKS LEFT in the season. But first, let’s have give the Spargers their moment of glory:

I’ll post the rest of the awesome Oscars up on QUIZMASTER JPP’S FACEBOOK PAGE later this week!

But for now, here’s what you really want — the SPACE ROOM SAUCER STANDINGS:

1 Spoonful of … 30
2 Clarification Please 26
3 No Future 22
4 Sparging the Mash 17
5 House of Ill Repute 15
6 Cattle Prodigy 9
7 Team Cupcake 8
8 Argyle Mafia 7
9 Laird Creiger 6
10 Gum and Nuts, Together at Last 6

It’s looking like a two-horse race for the finish. But as Sparging proved last night, every week, it’s anyone’s game. Come to Space Room next week and see if it’s your turn to win!