Okay, okay, it looks a little phallic, holding a phallic looking object. We made fun of Joe thoroughly… and then we enjoyed the delicious treat anyway. Plus, to his credit, he was right when he said “It’s a sword!”:

At least I think that’s an Oscar. They seem to vary in pictures from year to year.
Picture of some other Oscars we had:
The assorted pictures included Oscar the Grouch, a Noscar, and the Oscar… Weiner Mobile. I added the cash pot in the picture to make it racey. And yes, someone paid $1 in quarters, also shown. That’s not as racey, but it is practical and convenient.
Last night’s winners were TK-421, whose name means the designation of a Storm Trooper in Star Wars. I have no fear of claiming geekitude, but that one I admit I googled. Regardless, here they are after a triumphant night of trivia:
In second came “Oscar’s Dirty Old Jock Strap” followed by Sandbar Developers, who are consistently doing well, but keep getting screwed on the final challenge question. Thems the breaks, I spose!
Until next week, Hood Riverites.


