At Schmizza Pub and Grub last night the winning team was ‘Distended Rectum’….that will be the last time I mention that name. Gross. As disgusting it may be they knew their movies. They led after the first round with a bingo win, but it wasn’t always their race.

After the first round, team ‘Key Grips’ took the lead and held onto it till the final round. ‘The Untouchables’ apparently had seen every Hepburn movie there was putting up the highest score on the “Audrey or Katherine” handout by a huge margin and catapulting them into second place.

It all came down to Forrest, Forrest Gump. Whenever he plays ping-pong, he always plays with his Flex-O-Lite ping-pong paddle…not that anyone knew that. Even though they were impressive with their film knowledge thus far, team ‘DR’ wasn’t too confident with their knowledge of Mr. Gump. As such they wagered…little, giving them the most points when it was all said and done. Congrats to them and I hope they fix their bums.