I’ll give you a hint, it’s not film. It’s not rocks, and yes, it does have something that comes out of the end, if you squeeze it just right.  You be the judge.  The boys on the bar team down at CC Slaughter’s know.  They painted this guy gold for tonight and gave him something to hold onto.  Keep his hands busy, if you will.  Of course, you’ll have to be the panel of judges to decide if this Oscar is better than the one brought in by “Revenge of the Streeps”

This guy was sporting a knife through the head, and a flashlight in his hands.  I’m sure the light is there to help him wade through all the crap-tastic stuff that flows freely at the awards show.  You need something to help guide the way when you’re 4 feet deep in blue cats and Cameron’s latest piece of skull fucking drivel masterful film making.  Right?

So, tonight’s game was good, we had a blast, which is par for the course on Monday, come on down next Monday night, when we will have $25 to roll on to the winners pot. Let’s see if you can take it home with YOU next week.  Also, you never know when a QM or an old Pub Quiz Alumni might show up on Monday night to work on their trivia chops for our Quiz Against the Quizmaster night coming up on March 29th at CC Slaughter’s.  Quizmaster JP will be playing this year, on our WINNING TEAM. (And NO, it’s not Beige Food)  Finally, and most importantly, let’s all remember last year’s lesson:  Just because you are the LOUDEST drinker, does not mean you are the drunkest drinker.  *ahem* Right Jeremy?