What a hairy night we had at the Belmont yesterday, eh comrades? We had questions about former Soviet Russia, eh? We had questions about merkins, eh? And we had a most entertaining handout where I got to kick it, gangsta rap style, eh? Miraculously no one asked who’s down with jpp, because I’ll be honest, I’ve heard that once or twice before.

But if you did like those hot rhymes I dropped, I’d recommend another whiter than take on Snoop Dogg by Mr. Ben Folds:

Those of you who’ve been around the Belmont before might’ve heard me playing this in the past. It’s a great track, and might I add quite heartbreaking when you hear about Snoop’s cousin Daz fuckin’ his ho.

But beyond the music, we had a great, competitive quiz last night. “Beige Food” came out on top, fighting off second place “This Was No Boating Accident!” third place “Can You Smell the Stank?” fourth place “Team YMBP” and fifth place “We’re Going to Win Next Week” (who really insist that next week is *their* week). Look at Beige Food with their bling:

But the “No Mouth Monkeys” are right behind Beige Food, having slipped into second place in the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS

1 Beige Food 22
2 No Mouth Monkeys 21
3 Team YMBP 14
4 The Wildcatters 14
5 This was no boating accident 13
6 Can You Smell the Stank… ? 12
7 Sirens of titan 5
8 Silver Snakes 5
9 Mildly Disappointing 5
10 We’re Awesome! 4
11 NOT-YMBP 4

Only THREE WEEKS REMAIN in this season! Will we be hearing Beige Food’s tribute song for another three months, or can someone dethrone these trivia masterminds? Talk up some trash on QUIZMASTER JPP’S FACEBOOK PAGE, and see if you can add the intimidation factor to your team’s tools. Until next week, be well, play hard and try to remember everything you can!