… an STD!  Great team names in Hillsboro last night, but in first place was a team calling themselves Copulatory Lock:

In second place was Team Venture, with their first money placing since they’ve started.  I swear they’ve won before, but they insist it didn’t happen.  I might have dreamt it.  Like that time I robbed a bank and got away with it.

Until next week Hillsbrahs!