Schmizza Pub and Grub had its biggest crowd yet who came out for this week’s theme of “Love Hurts”. Perhaps that is telling of their relationship record, I don’t know (I’m not judging).

At the start it looked as if ‘We Will Not Be Ignored’ would also be team ‘We Will Not Be Stopped’, but unfortunately that line is not found in the film Fatal Attraction and so they were ousted just before the final round. With a late surge in points team ‘Extrenious Eye Patches’ rocketed from fourth place to first, with ‘Umbrella of Love’ and ‘We <3 (Heart) Brains!!’ tied for second and third.

Now normally when you know nothing about a subject you wager very few points, if any at all, but this apparently was not the strategy tonight. As all the teams proved that what they knew of Henry VIII was insufficient, the spoils went naturally to the team with least confidence in their knowledge…which were the zombies.

Zombies you see cannot retain any information from their previous life after being converted to the undead, and also since they posses no math skills they wagered nothing and won it all. Congratulations zombies, please don’t eat me.