Remember those old, terrible Coors Light commercials by Kid Rock… “and TWINS!” Well, the Coors Light gals (NOT pictured above) were in the house last night, spreading their magical cheer between rounds by raffling off a whole bunch of Trailblazer tickets. God love ‘em, because they really helped move the night along.

And you know who else moved along — or UP, actually? The “Stumbling Drunks!” Quizzers since day one at Shanahans, always in contention, and this week they won their first ever quiz. It was a well earned victory, as well — not only did they fight off perennial contenders “Burning Betties” and “They Fucking Rock,” but they finally got the winless monkey off their back. Just look at their winning smiles:

We had a great time at Shanahan’s as usual, with teams proudly wielding their knowledge of prostitutes, Bill O’Reilly’s sexual food fetishes, and of course, Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends. Love hurts indeed, people — especially when you get whacked in the face with a falafel in a moment of passion.

Come on back next week, where we’ll undoubtedly feature a new theme, more laughs, and a lot of brain-busting questions. In the meantime, be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can!