There are no lengths I won’t go to amuse you people, my fellow Belmontians (as long as it costs me under $5). That means buying an iPhone App to read questions, that means bringing in Quizmaster Polly and getting her drunk (she’s a cheap drunk), that means bringing you a cake to reward the teams who scored biggest in the Bingo Round! I love bustin’ it out for you every week, and I love that you keep coming back for more.

Speaking of more, if you didn’t get enough of last night, or you just want to see the great photos that Quizmaster Polly took for me, hop on over to the QUIZMASTER JPP FAN PAGE on Facebook. But if you’re just looking for a recap, here’s the quick and dirty:

“Beige Food” took the ball and ran with it tonight, fighting off four other teams in an eventual 100-yard dash for the cash. They came in first place, narrowly defeating “This Was No Boating Accident” by just TWO POINTS! “The Wildcatters” also played a great quiz and walked out with a portion of the prize money in third place, beating “Can You Smell the Stank on My Tight End?” and “The Monkey Shuffle,” who ended up in fourth and fifth, respectively. Here’s a photo of the winners from their glory days as Belmont Steak trophy winners:

And speaking of the BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS… Take note — this season ends on March 18th. So there’s plenty of time to make your move, or to even get started. Click the link above to learn more about it. As of yesterday’s quiz, there are SIX WEEKS (of 11) REMAINING in this season:

1 No Mouth Monkeys 14
2 Beige Food 12
3 Team YMBP 10
4 Can You Smell the Stank… ? 7
- This was no boating accident 7
- The Wildcatters 7
7 Sirens of titan 4
8 We Both Know you’re sleeping with Jamal 3
- NOT-YMBP 3
- TX Flight 815 3
- We’re Awesome! 3

This week, I’ll be making a special request of my fellow Belmontians on the Quizmaster JPP Fan Page — so keep your eyes peeled there. In the meantime, be well, play hard, and try to remember everything you can…