Ah, Earth Day – the only holiday that doesn’t have its own Charlie Brown special, I think. It was a fun night at the Horse and Hound, with a nice-sized crowd and plenty of toilet jokes. We learned about windmills and energy use and things to wear, eat, drink, spend and spread. But not things to drive. Don’t drive a stoat. Seriously.

Third place – Forever Fourth (you lie!)

Second Place – Team Gaylord (as in Nelson)

First place – The Superfunds!