If you can’t tell, that’s Kurt, the one-man wrecking crew of Beige Food fame. Calling himself Beige Cheese Stands Alone, he was strong all night, and got the final question right to win first place! Granted, it’s dark, but my camera on my cell phone is kinda weak, man. Boo! I expect more from a phone I paid… $0 for… Okay maybe it’s good enough after all.

Second place came down to a tie-breaker question between Miracle Max and The Cheesey Poofs. Cheesey Poofs took the second place pot, knowing the answer, which finally puts to rest the debate on whether South Park is the best thing ever. It is, obviously, if a reference in a pub quiz team name can bring in cash! Say what you want about South Park and vulgarity, they still have the balls to make fun of everyone in Hollywood. Someone’s gotta do it, right?

By the way, here’s the cutest video I’ve seen in years (He’s trying to sing the song “I’m Yours” and he obviously has an itchy nose! It’s okay, he scratches it at 1:14 )