…Are the first words Frosty the Snowman would exclaim when the children put the magic hat on his head and he came to life. Frosty is wrong most of time, but last night by blind dumb luck he was right. Happy birthday to Latima who’s team, appropriately named, ‘Happy Birthday Tima’ had a grand time with the singing carol round.

The battle for the evening, however, would be fought out between two teams, ‘Guess Who’s the Jew’ and ‘Brian’s Elves and His Ho Ho Ho-bags’ (I suppose Santa does look like a pimp of sorts). The ‘Ho Ho Ho-bags’ took round one and kept their lead through round two, but only barely past ‘Who’s the Jew’. So when it came time to tally all the handouts, team ‘Who’s the Jew’ passed them by two turtle doves to take the lead into the final round. Since no one could even spell the word Kwanza, it was damn near impossible for the final three teams (Brian’s Elves, Who’s the Jew, and Santa L. Halper) to guess the name of the professor that created the holiday. And so with some safe betting, the ‘Brian’s Elves and his Ho Ho Ho-bags’ came out on top (on rooftop actually).

Merry Christmas to one and all, it’s been a great year. And Ho Ho Ho.