Alrighty then! Well, we’re seven weeks in, and it’s a tight battle for the top, Quizzees.

Below you’ll find the Top Ten in the Belmont Steak Standings. Be aware, I am keeping track of all scores, regardless of how small, and if you want proof, you can check THIS LINK to see the Excel document that outlines ‘em.

And yes, technically, if two teams have the same score, then they would be tied for second place, for example. But I can’t arsed to go hand-editing the listings to reflect this (except for tenth place, as it wouldn’t make sense to list eleven teams in a “Top Ten”). So, no comments are necessary if you see that your team is listed in third, for example, when you’re clearly tied for second. You’re all able to do the math, and really the most important number is the difference in points between your team (wherever it may be) and the first place squad.

So, without further delay, your scores:

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BELMONT STEAK STANDINGS

1 Beige Food 20
2 No Mouth Monkeys 16
3 Strokus Arcana 13
4 Can You Smell the Stank… ? 13
5 Team YMBP 10
6 Michelle Obama’s Arms 7
7 Get Your Ass to Mars 7
8 Neal’s Danglers 5
9 TX 5
10 The Wildcatters 5
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*Oh, and one last thing: If there’s an error in the scoring, as always, I’m more than happy to address it and fix the mistake. But I cannot change scores as a result of teams using team names that were different from week to week. I’ve made every effort to keep track of who’s who, but if you’re The Beatles one week and The Rolling Stones the next, well, there’s nothing I can really do about that (except say, “The Who is better.”)