Starting after the Tournament of Conceit (have you signed up yet!? Time is ticking people, it’s on 9/19 and there’s at least $600 to win!), The Belmont Inn and The Space Room are graciously ripping off …. err…. flattering with imitation …. the Thirsty Lion’s Fist Of Knowledge (bolded for reverence) with standings systems of their own.

Introducing: The Belmont Steak & The Space Room Saucer!

This seasonal standing system is designed to reward our smart, loyal teams with the recognition that they deserve. Sponsored by Ninkasi Brewing and the Widmer Brothers (I believe… we’re still working this out…), these two, separate ‘leagues’ will be commemorated with trophies at their respective locations.

Rules and regulations are still in the works, but since this is something that I’m putting together for YOU, the loyal Pub Quizzers of Portland, I will put the tentative Rules & Regulations below. If you have any suggestions, I’m happy to hear them and if they resonate with your peers, I can integrate them into the fun!

The Belmont Stakes & The Space Room Saucer: Tentative Rules and Regulations

Point System:

1 point: For showing up.
2 points: For making the challenge round but not winning any cash.
3 points: For winning cash but not coming in first.
4 points: For coming in first.

Timing — Seasonal Standings and Length of Reign:

We work on the seasons, as they fall by the calendar. The winner reigns for the season following their victory. So, if the team wins the Fall 2009 Belmont Steak, they enjoy the Privileges of Victorious Quizzery during Winter 2009.

Privileges of Victorious Quizzery:

1. Your team name is etched onto the trophy for all of eternity and beyond.
2. Each week, your favorite table will be reserved, using said trophy, until 5 minutes before the quiz begins, at which point, you’ll be considered absent for the week. Of course you can still come and play, but your table may be used by another team.
3. Reigning Champs may, at their discretion, select a Fight Song, which they can give to the Quizmaster to play at his/her discretion in tribute to the reigning champs. (Keep it short, people.)
4. Reigning Champs may enjoy prizes and whatnottery as supplied by our gracious sponsors.

The madness and mayhem start after the Fall Equinox — that means 9/23 (Space Room) and 9/24 (Belmont). You’ve gotta play to place! Show up and get your team on the leader board!