If you said 1775, I’m afraid I’ll be informing my superiors (*taps nose*). Team The Unknown actually asked me if they could’ve brought along a middle schooler to help out with the U.S. history questions. Alas, no. It’s a bar, after all.

My first night out at Biddy’s was very exciting. Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome and I look forward to -uh-mastering your quizzes through the summer months. I’m just glad I didn’t accidentally blow up the mixer. I don’t think that mixers actually can blow up through normal use, even if used poorly.

Congrats to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Beige Food for taking first place last night and to We Didn’t inhale for second.

Now I have to go draft an angry letter to Texas and Florida, demanding that they switch mottos.

Cheers,

Leandra