And I quote from an actual answer, “Swamp Balls Tuna Pants” lingerie. When I was grading I saw that and I laughed really hard, then actually wrote “Oh Em Gee” next to it, so I’d remember to heckle them about it when I read back the answers.

Tonight was a crazy-close game. Going into the final challenge round the difference between first and last was a mere 20 points or so. Miracle Max pulled out in front at the end with a brilliant move – they chose the sports final category since they thought they were stronger with sports trivia. It worked, as they were the only team to get the answer correct! The Sheep Shaggers came in 2nd, and just behind them was Dazed & Confused.

It was a great night of regulars, with all the shit we flip back and forth. Ahh, the love. Soon we’re going to get some new blood in there though. I’m going to work hard getting the word spread that Park Lanes Tuesdays are awesome. Help me out by letting your buddies know! As if you don’t already, but still.

Just think of it – newbies adding to the pot at $3 a head – that’s like 3 bean burritos if you know where to go. I know this little ma and pop mexican food place called “Taco Bell” that is exclusive for members like me. I can put in a good word for you though – I’m sure they’ll let you in. That means you, Beer Whores. And yes, that’s a team name. And yes, they are awesome.