oh man. full force, guys. Full. Force. I don’t know if you know this, and if you don’t, you are straight up an idiot as well as blind, but I love me a good drunken time. In fact, on my recent vacay to the elustrious town of Norfolk, Virginia, I created a drinking game with my buddy jane involving bottles of wine, product-placement, and the awesome tv show “Psych”. How fantastic was it? Very. And how fantastic was the quiz last night? SUPER very. Did I get motor-boated by not one, but two ladies? Yes. Yes I did. Were there oodles and oodles of players, all of whom were bottoms upping? yep. check and check. did some of the prodigal teams return, if even for thenight? Yes! I squealed like a tiny little girl and it was awesome.
Despite the late start and crazy cat-calls all y’all felt like strating off with, BINGO round was a hoot and a half. But what the h-e- double hockey sticks does MATH have to do with anything?! Bah! Equations! And we finally, FINALLY broke the bingo-less streak, when Team Elbows, at the very last possible second, scored a BINGO. way to go. Their sweet, sweet bingo put them in the lead for round one, but would they maintain? Round Two was ON THIS DAY….and oh man. what? we blew that round out of the water. RIGHT OUT. It was quite the ecclectic round: with references to amelia earhart, budweiser, cadillacs, and your mom. but somehow, you all managed to be amazing. good job.
CHALLENGE ROUND!!!! Who was in it?! it was another effing close game, but three teams made it into the challenge round: Tardis Room, Team Elbows, and Big Pinots, Little Lagers! But who- WHO- walked away with the glorious first place pot? Well that would be a little upstart team called………………Team Elbows!!!!! They are the ones to watch guys…no joke. will they roust Fixed
and Dilated from the standings? I have no idea, to be honest.
Thanks SOOOOOOOO much to all who came out, you are the reason this game exists, and I love you all like shiny popsicles. The red, white, and blue kind. Yum.

