A great night at the Belmont yesterday, am I right, nerdos? A big ol’ crowd came to see me off for the summer, and most of you made it into the challenge round. What excitement and amazement. C Average only needed to get into the Challenge Round to get win their umpteenth Belmont Steak Championship (which they did, congrats) and I’m Down For Whatever ended up taking home the night’s top prize.

I’d say “I’ll see you next week,” except that I won’t. Jeremy will be there, bringing down the house and delighting all the lovely ladies. So swing over and quiz it up with him.

Until whenever… toodles!